Snarcasm: ‘Moana’ Is Formulaic Once You Ignore All Of Its Originality

I correctly predicted that Zootopia would beat out Moana for Best Animated Feature at the Oscars this year. Not because Zootopia deserves it, but because I know an Academy Award winner when I see it, borrowing from the same universe where a socially relevant movie like Spotlight will outshine the crowd-pleasing favorite for Best Picture. Only in this case, Zootopia happens to be a favorite among many Disney fans, as well.

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‘Batman v Superman’ Is Better Than ‘Civil War’ Because Whatever – Snarcasm

Snark + sarcasm = what you’re about to read Hey superhero fans and all-time purveyors of basic logic! I’ve got a twister for you. Did you know that  with just a few baseless assertions and false equivalency arguments, you can decide for everyone else that a truly terrible movie is better

Snarcasm: Pixar Is So Average, You Didn’t Even Notice

Snark + Sarcasm = what you’re about to read. Most people aren’t movie aficionados, and most of those people aren’t even sure what the word “aficionado” means. But they do know a good flick when they see it, and more often than not, Pixar churns out some great pieces of entertainment. Since I’m the

Snarcasm: 5 Non-Reasons Why the DC Movies are Working

Turns out the DCEU wanted to fail all along. Those masterminds.

Snarcasm: The New ‘Ben-Hur’ Remake Is Amazing, I Promise

Snark + Sarcasm = what you’re about to read. Sarcastically reviewing film reviews may sound like a total waste of time, but it has nothing on reading said sarcastic film review reviews. So I think you’ll enjoy this gem of a film review from that news outlet you’ve never heard of that

Snarcasm: Ezra Miller from ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Is Obviously Voldemort’s Dad

This fan theory about Harry Potter…you won’t believe how clickable it was written to be!

Snarcasm: That Martha Moment in ‘Batman v Superman’ Is Smarter Than You Think

Snark + Sarcasm = what you’re about to read. I didn’t care for Batman v Superman, but you have to admit that the movie has at least succeeded in getting people to talk about it. And I applaud any fan of the film who is continuing to defend it in a way that’s