‘Batman v Superman’ Is Better Than ‘Civil War’ Because Whatever – Snarcasm

Snark + sarcasm = what you’re about to read Hey superhero fans and all-time purveyors of basic logic! I’ve got a twister for you. Did you know that  with just a few baseless assertions and false equivalency arguments, you can decide for everyone else that a truly terrible movie is better

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Ranking The Best Superhero Movies Of 2016

From Deadpool to Doctor Strange, here’s how I rank the top superhero movies of the year. The post below is a transcription of the video above, minus some extra commentary at the very end. It’s pretty obvious at this point in 2016 that the “superhero genre” is here to stay. These

Snarcasm: 5 Non-Reasons Why the DC Movies are Working

Turns out the DCEU wanted to fail all along. Those masterminds.

The Big Friendly Conversation

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This week on the podcast, I’m joined by film critic, Will Ashton (who you can follow on Twitter here, and you should because reasons), to talk about The BFGSwiss Army ManThe Purge: Election Year, and tons more topics and distractions worth conspiring.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Which Ilvermorny house were you sorted in? (or which do you wish you had been sorted in?)

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Why I Walked Out of ‘The Legend of Tarzan’

That said, I don’t hate this movie. I just nothing this movie.

No More Questions: Melissa McCarthy from ‘The Boss’

Welcome to No More Questions, where I ask the stars you know and love everything you want to know and love. When I say I’ve been waiting all my life to sit down with Melissa McCarthy from this weekend’s wide release, The Boss, I really mean to say that I’ve been waiting

Snarcasm: Film Critics Aren’t People Like Us

Snark + Snarcasm = what you’re about to read I struggled selecting this week’s Snarcasm because at this point, I’m pretty much done talking about Batman v Superman. I’ve reviewed it, talked about it endlessly on the podcast, and I even wrote a list of over 65 problems I have with it.