Is Moana a Disney Princess? Wait, what even is a Disney Princess really?
Written by Jon Negroni (me) and illustrated by Kayla Savage. That’s it. Oh, and you can find more Modern Princess here. I’m done. I have nothing else to say to you. Sigh but I have to keep writing, you know. Something about SEO or whatever new word a guy in Texas made
It would probably look something like this comic.
I’m very aware of the fact that my Snarcasm column has devolved into a weekly hatefest geared toward bad fan theories (or evolved depending on your tastes). But for obvious reasons, these “fan theories” are the articles you all have been sending to my inbox lately, so that’s what you’re going