Review: ‘Gods of Egypt’ Is a Lot Better Than It Should Be

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Directed by Alex Proyas, Gods of Egypt is a summer blockbuster conspicuously vying for your attention at the tail end of winter. Had this film been released in July, its long running time and frenetic fantasy set pieces may have been found a larger audience, and deservedly so.

Gods of Egypt is a reimagining of the Egyptian mythology as if it was reality (though the true mythology is hardly represented here), where the aforementioned state is the center of a flat earth guarded by Ra, the God of light, who must fight off an otherworldly demon “night after night.” One of the charms of Egypt is watching some of these outlandish concepts come to life in bold, albeit cheaply looking, ways.

The gods of this mythology live alongside the humans, and a hostile takeover by the king’s jealous brother (Set, played by Gerard Butler) throws the entire land into chaos. With the help of a plucky mortal thief, the king’s son (Horus, played by Nicolaj Coster-Waldau) must regain his godly powers stolen by Set and take his rightful throne.

Strangely, the plot is a clumsy patchwork of familiar 90s Disney movies, including The Lion King’s plot surrounding a banished prince losing the throne to his uncle, Aladdin as an Egyptian street rat, and some shades of Hercules, with one of the love interests being tied to the underworld.

In fact, the only character who feels unique and somewhat authentic for the African setting is played by Chadwick Boseman, a superb actor who delivers a sadly atrocious performance here.

Much of Gods of Egypt feels like a video game ripped out of a PlayStation 2, with frequent puzzles, fetch quests, and high-concept battles interspersing a world that feels massive and mysterious. But also like a video game, Gods of Egypt is filled with shoddy and even jittery cut scenes that are inexplicable for a movie that cost $140 million to make.

Alex Proyas is probably best known for Dark City, and though he wasn’t one of the writers for Gods of Egypt, his unique vision is still apparent in the script. The movie itself is rarely plain, and when it swings wide, it sometimes hits big. But many other times, the film misses greatly, and your odds of finding charm in its brazenness is about 50/50.

Perhaps if the Gods of Egypt embraced its clunky nature and dated visual style, it would be easier to recommend as a low-budget fantasy inspired by Immortals or Clash of the Titans. Though while it’s certainly more watchable than Wrath of the Titans, this is a fantasy epic you’re probably better off streaming at home.

Grade: C

Extra Credits:

  • Gerard Butler is great when he embraces true villainy, but his work in Egypt is weirdly restrained, as if the director cared more about us sympathizing with Set than fearing him.
  • Nicolaj Coster-Waldau is one of the weak points of the film. He gives it his all physically, but he’s not even trying to act beyond Jamie Lannister territory.
  • One of the film’s major failures is lack of immersion early on. It takes a while for you to shut out the fact that no one in the film appears or speaks like an Egyptian. The cacophony of varying European accents don’t help either.
  • Certain aspects of this film are really quite good, thanks to some of the visual imagery and absurd mythological concepts being brought to life. And I was massively entertained enough to overlook some of the movie’s silliness. This “B” movie is frankly only downgraded because of its rushed third act and bad effects.
  • Why am I a sucker for the Hero’s Journey? For whatever reason, I’m never fatigued by this, but if you are, then Gods of Egypt will do you no favors.
  • The film’s biggest flaw? Easy: if you’re going to go all out with Egyptian mythology, why not use it? Barely anything in this film flows from what is actually a fascinating universe of gods, instead sticking to Greek mythology cliches for whatever reason.

 

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8 Replies to “Review: ‘Gods of Egypt’ Is a Lot Better Than It Should Be”

  1. I liked this movie. It wasn’t a masterpiece, but like you said, it was pretty fun.

  2. Not sure why so many critics despise this film. Seems pretty ordinary to me, like a summer “turn your brain off” flick.

    • Unlike most other film critics, Jon doesn’t have an editor. So he just says whatever he really thinks about a movie and that’s what we get. Same reason I follow Chris Stuckmann and Doug Walker. In the weeks leading up to this movie, I’ve heard nothing but trash coming from critics pissed about the whitewashing, review embargo, and whatever else. They were ready to hate this movie and I bet their editors were too.

  3. I actually was quite entertained by Chadwick Boseman’s bitchy performance as Thoth. He captured the vainglory, the ego, and the narcissism of a person/demigod whose entire life purpose is to gain knowledge and be smarter than everybody else. There was satisfaction in seeing him jump at the challenge to solve the sphinx’s riddle, when he’s forced to humble himself for being wrong, when he has to water down his assessment of quality (i.e. “I suppose you’re ready enough.”), and when he’s intrigued by Beck’s surviving by chance-based resourcefulness as opposed to sheer intellect. It’s a smug attitude similar to that of Robert Downey, Jr.’s portrayal of Tony Stark/Iron Man, further proving that we all love smart people who are smart even to a fault.

  4. don’t think I will be seeing this movie, LOL, thank you Jon ;0)

  5. I haven’t seen the movie, but I saw the trailer when I was waiting for the Force Awakens to start. It looks like they don’t even try to make the movie look Egyptian/African at all, which is the only problem I have with it atm. The ‘diverse’ cast (aka the accents) is refreshing, but not great for a movie that focuses on a select culture/group of people.

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