The Krabs Theory: Who’s Really the Mother of Pearl?

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I’ve been a fan of “Spongebob” since the first episode premiered after the Kid’s Choice Awards in 1999. I was just a brat at the time, and I certainly wasn’t old enough to be a fan conspirer.

But even in those early days of the sponge, I knew something was up with Mr. Krabs and his daughter, Pearl. We all knew there was something the show’s writers were keeping from us.

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Besides his entire license of course. No, I’m talking about something else entirely.

A crab being the father of a whale? I know Spongebob isn’t known for being scientifically responsible, but even that is just too much silliness for a franchise.

Fans like me have always had our own conclusions about the whole “Pearl” thing. Some say she’s simply adopted, while others accept the nonsense that Mr. Krabs actually had a wife who gave birth to a whale.

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But I think the truth behind Pearl’s legacy has already been subtlety explained to us over the course of the show. There are a lot of hints and clues, and I’m confident we can get to the bottom of this.

It’s about to get real, guys.

Before we go further, let’s set the record straight on who Mr. Krabs is. The best way to characterize him is to explain his obsession with money. We all know he’s frankly a greedy guy.

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One thing I’ve always picked up on about Krabs’s role in the Spongebob universe is the strangeness behind his occupation. He’s never shown himself to be a lover of food, but he chooses to own and operate a fast food restaurant.

Not a franchise. Just one, single restaurant.

That’s all well and common, but have you wondered why a guy with so much money (and lust for money) would choose food service as his principal moneymaker?

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The secret is actually (somewhat) explained in the trailer for The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Sponge out of Water, which is due to release in just a couple of weeks.

In the trailer, the secret Krabby Patty formula is stolen by a human pirate from the surface, who is thankfully played by Antonio Banderas.

When this happens, Mr. Krabs explains that without the formula (and Krabby Patties), the citizens of Bikini Bottom will descend into apocalyptic chaos.

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We see this happen instantaneously in hilarious fashion, but it had me wondering why these fish are so obsessed with Krabby Patties. Then it hit me.

Something about Krabby Patties makes fish crave and desire it more than anything.

We’ve seen this play out dozens of times on the show. Even Squidward, the sea’s biggest hipster, became an addict of these things with just a morsel of a bite.

He even fantasizes about marrying a Krabby Patty and having children with it…

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There’s evidence of this even in the very beginning of the show. The anchovies from the pilot episode resort to violence when no one is able to make them Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs doesn’t even want to hire Spongebob at first because whoever he brings on has to protect the formula at all costs.

This must be because the formula does something to make people absolutely need it.

The only other explanation, which isn’t as likely, is that the formula is nothing special. Just a ruse to make people believe Krabby Patties are special.

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Either way, Mr. Krabs purposefully created the formula to create a restaurant that people have to visit every day for fear of losing their minds. Seems like the perfect plan, right? It’s definitely classic Krabs.

And the trailer for the movie hints that the formula comes from a magic book that lets you “rewrite history.” Krabs could’ve developed the formula to give him an addicting burger recipe.

So yeah. Classic, greedy Krabs.

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Still, one thing doesn’t add up if you’re claiming that Eugene Krabs only cares about money. There’s one thing that seems to transcend this greed, and that’s love.

When Mr. Krabs falls for Mrs. Puff, he spends money recklessly to impress her. I remember watching this episode and realizing I had never seen Eugene so infatuated with something other than cash (or the making of it).

Even when it comes to Pearl. Do we really think Krabs would pay and sacrifice to raise a child out of his own volition?

Now, let’s think logically, here. If Mr. Krabs adopted Pearl, then he would be taking on an expense. Unless he loved Pearl already (for some reason), this doesn’t make sense within what we know about this guy—er—crab.

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And what of Mrs. Krabs? The show never references her, but a book mentions that she is Pearl’s mother. At one point, Mr. Krabs clearly states that “Pearl takes after her mother.”

I don’t think that’s the full story. I think that’s what Mr. Krabs tells Pearl (and by default, everyone else). But I don’t think he was ever actually married.

After all, marrying someone would require sharing your money with someone forever, and we’ve already seen that Krabs is incapable of that (hence his relationship with Mrs. Puff never going anywhere).

I’m not the only one who believes this. Here’s an illustrated theory from GAF Comics that is titled “Mystery Solved.”

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Now THIS is a theory I can get behind. Because it actually fits within the context of Eugene Krabs as a character. You know why?

Another thing we know plainly about Krabs is that he’s terrified of hooks. When Spongebob and Patrick play with fishing hooks, he becomes obsessed with stopping them.

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This is because he knows all too well the dangers of the surface. This even explains why Krabs wants to be a cyborg-looking thing in Spongebob: Sponge Out of Water. This is the sort of power that makes him feel powerful on the surface because he’s impervious to hooks and other human dangers.

Remember how sensitive he was when he lost his shell in the episode with his Navy buddies? Why else do you think he wants a metal shell for a superpower?

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And I think part of that fear and respect for hooks comes from a soft spot you wouldn’t expect: saving his adopted daughter from the perils of the surface.

That’s why he takes her in, even though it would mean he has to make financial sacrifices for her. He couldn’t save her mother, but he’ll do whatever he can to save this young whale.

After all, why do you think he named her Pearl? Because it’s an homage to the saying, Mother of Pearl. The very saying he said during that episode with the hooks.

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“Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck!”

Another thing to consider is: where do pearls come from?

From clams, of course. And what is the sign for the Krusty Krab? A clamshell. Mr. Krabs cherishes “pearls” because they’re worth a lot of money, but to him, his daughter Pearl is priceless.

There’s even an episode where Mr. Krabs celebrates his millionth dollar by going to hunt clams for their pearls. Clearly, the sign for the Krusty Krab is the equivalent of a trophy head on his wall.

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Mr. Krabs is a complicated guy, to be certain. He’s not perfect, and his greed for money is the source of a LOT of problems Bikini Bottom has faced over the years.

But you have to admit that the one thing he truly loves is what makes him a redeemable character. Pearl, and the mother of Pearl.

That just leaves me with one last question, then. Are you feeling it now, Spongebob fans?

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48 thoughts on “The Krabs Theory: Who’s Really the Mother of Pearl?

  1. Mother of God…

    I mean Pearl.

    • Omg this person is so smart

    • This litteraly made me cry like tears everywhere, but not because it’s a sad story but because this has floated around my mind for my whole life and this makes sense( well everything but the clam thing). my mind is at ease my friends… At ease………

  2. I accept your answer the most likely truth! And I am impressed by your deducting abilities!

  3. From Pixar Theories to movie reviews, and now he’s writing about Spongebob? I think I made the right decision when I hit the subscribe button.

  4. Vine aqui por dross :1

  5. Very interesting information, I will check out other articles in this blog.

  6. You could see that mr krabs had a girlfriend or wife that he might of divorced or she had passed away because when mr krabs fell for ms puffs and she said she would go out with him he said “I still got it”

  7. You guys know that if you google the kraby patty secret formula you’ll find the secret ingredient, right?

  8. Oh my gosh. That makes so much sense! All of the connections…genius! Thanks, now I understand the series a bit more!!!

  9. Whoa! I never even considered how Mrs. Krabs gave birth to a whale, but this makes much better sense anyway!
    Mind. Blown.

  10. Geez, Jon, you keep making me cry.
    I’m going to watch Sponge Out of Water right now and cherish it.
    Well, maybe not cherish it, but you get the idea.

  11. There was also an episode where he admits how much he likes babies.

  12. Well, that picture cant be a reliable source of info. You cant assume that pearls mother was killed by a hook. Whale hunting is usually done with harpoons. And that clam sign for the krusty krab was already there before mr krabs bought the building which used to be a former retirement home. Which you see in the episode Training Video

  13. While I loved your fan fiction-that’s all it is-fiction. According to season 4, episode 11a, “Whale of a Birthday,” minute 5.15, Mr. Krabs and Squidward are hanging up a banner for Pearl’s birthday. During this, Krabs exclaims, “Had that since the day she was born!” Referring to the banner that says “It’s a boy(crossed out, girl).” Therefore, we can deduce that Mr.Krabs was there the day she was born, meaning he could not have adopted her.

  14. Yeah because before Mrs. Krabs died she had Pearl and then she died.

  15. this is a cool theory and i think its accurate!

  16. The Krabby Patty Formula has crab meat in it. Its been proven.

  17. It is also important to note. This theory is incorrect. Krabs also states he has 3 nephews and a mother in law and father in law.

  18. When Pearl has a growth spurt, Mr. Krabs refuses to spend money to buy her food and refuses to let her eat his inventory of Krabby Patties, and resorts to stealing from Bikini Bottom residents.

    So no, I don’t think he values Pearl too much.

  19. This actually mske alot of since. Thanks for this theory

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