5 New Year’s Resolutions That are Pointless

Welcome to the beginning of 2014. We have a long year ahead of us, and I’m definitely confident that it’s going to be a good one.

One year ago, I wrote an article explaining why I don’t make New Year’s Resolutions. Reading it again, I couldn’t help but feel extremely embarrassed toward how terrible my writing was a year ago. Makes me wonder what I’ll think in 2015.

This year, I’m not going to go on a rant about how much I dislike New Year’s resolutions and will instead impart something a little more applicable.

Here are a few resolutions you shouldn’t make.

New Year's Resolutions

1. I RESOLVE TO LOSE WEIGHT.

Cool. Everyone wants to look better and feel better about themselves. But let’s take a step back. This resolution may be popular, but it’s also regarded as a punchline when it comes to the new year.

Why?

People rarely follow-up. They start putting the work in and gradually fall out of this resolution. I believe that one of the reasons for this is because they’re wanting the wrong thing.

Instead of desiring to “lose weight,” scale back on something more meaningful. Make a resolution to be healthy.

Being healthy is more important, first of all, and it doesn’t require your body to go through drastic changes in order to make you feel like you’ve accomplished something.

Rather, being healthy is a lifestyle that is addicting and ultimately easy to grow accustomed to, even if your ideal weight is never achieved (though it usually is).

 

2. I RESOLVE TO TRAVEL MORE.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to travel, but why does this have to be such a general desire?

I’ve written before on how people tend to dwell on “finding themselves” and end up losing themselves. Fixation on traveling for the sake of it is a symptom of this.

Even if we do follow-up on this resolution, we still end up feeling starved of fulfillment. The simple remedy is to give yourself a reason for going somewhere, aside from because you think other people will think it’s cool.

Go to wherever your ancestors are from. Visit your favorite artist’s museum in France. Go somewhere you are scared to go to.

The simple act of putting meaning behind your soul-searching will make it that much more achievable and fulfilling.

 

3. I RESOLVE TO GET A BETTER JOB.

The problem with this is that you’re putting the cart before the horse. Instead of trying to skip a step, focus on getting better at the job you already have.

Better yet, perhaps there is some education you need to finish before you can start sending off applications that won’t get read (was that too mean? Read that last part in a pleasant inner voice just in case).

 

4. I RESOLVE TO SAVE MONEY.

Slow down Congress. Saving money is impossible if your real problem is spending too much.

So be more deliberate about fixing your budget problems. Before you start putting money away indiscriminately, look at exactly what you need to spend and what you want to spend. Then you can cut everything across the board and ensure that you’re actually going to have money left over to save.

 

5. I RESOLVE TO FIND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

Hopefully, only the single people are making this resolution.

Look, being in a couple is a fine goal to aspire to, but it honestly reeks of desperation when it’s one of your main priorities.

Instead of worrying so much about making sure you’re not alone in a romantic sense, try to be a better person instead so that you can make better friends. Relationships are usually much better when they grow out of friendship anyway.

What are resolutions that you find pointless? You know, besides resolving to read more from Jon Negroni?

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5 Replies to “5 New Year’s Resolutions That are Pointless”

    • Amazing analysis as always. I really need to start having you contribute some of your articles!

    • New year resolution is for the lazy. It if takes a whole year to do something, which you still haven’t done from the previous year, you’re just kidding yourself. People need to give themselves monthly resolutions :p. Because by the time February hits, they’ll forget all this crap and go back to their old habits until the next new year.

  1. Good thoughts. Thanks! I particularly like your last point. The best way to find a partner is to be the best you you can be, and do lots of the things you love to do. Then you will meet the people who love the same things you do.

  2. I resolve to stop procrastinating and start meeting the goals I’ve set for this year…now where did I put that list? Oh Top Gear is on… I must watch that…I have a feeling I was meant to be doing something. (Shrugs)
    That’s pretty much every person in the world.

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